- What did the person from Spain say to the person from Mexico- something in Spanish
- Why was the Egyptian fat- he ate the food pyramid
- What's the biggest turkey- the country
- How did the cow safely cross the road- he was in Vermont
- What does a guy from Antarctica put ice cream in- a snow cone
- What country always tells the truth- Is real
- What's a Canadians favorite letter- A
- What country loves burgers- Greece
- What country runs the most- Iran
- How do you attract a French guy- with another French guy
- What country loves the number 4- 4ida
- What did the Eiffel tower say when it tripped- I fell
- Why did the Englishman throw money out the window- to lose pounds
- Why did the USA kill Osama Bin Ladin- he was a bad guy
- Why did the Russian drink- he was a normal Russian
- What food does Switzerland love- yodels
- What country does not like the letter "E"- Haiti
- Why do Australians hate dolls- they have shrimp on the Barbie
- Why is Argentina so cold- it borders Chile
- How do you know when its time for Mexican Food- when you hear the taco bell
- What jewelry does the Pacific Ocean wear- a ring of fire
- Why did the climber bring a car to Mt. Everest- he wanted to take the high-way
- Why did the loser move to Antarctica- he wanted to be cool
- What is the most boring place in Atlantic City- the Board walk
- What did the tallest man in the world say after climbing Mt. Everest- it was a big feet
- What is Hitler's favorite game- capture the flag
- What did Spain say to France when it was next in line- Europe
- Why did the Englishwoman boil a shirt- to make a tea shirt
- Where does Jesus walk in Boston- in the cross walk
- What military branch dresses the worst- the old Navy
- What did the Mediterranean get on its report card- a "C"
- What's a vegetarian's least favorite city- Beef Wellington
- What's a hockey players favorite country- Iceland
- Where does the majority of the hawk population live in- Hawkland
- What empire puts its feet up- the Ottoman Empire
- What did the number 12 say in France- that will douze
- How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb- Eh Canadian
- How many Japanese people does it take to screw in a light bulb- none, a robot will do it
- How do you pay for something in Australia- with a check mate
- Why does it snow in the North Pole- they have rain deer
- What country did Ahab go on vacation to- Wales
- Why is Europe so organized- they have Czechs
- Why did the leprechaun go to California- for the gold rush
- Why do aliens like M&Ms they're owned by Mars
- What country does poop live in- Djibouti
- What kind of car did the planet buy- a Saturn
- Why are there no poles in Russia- there are only bars
- Why don't mountains wear sombreros- they prefer a cap
- How does Cuba measure things- with a ruler
- Why was the Titanic afraid of salad- because of the Iceberg
- What did the penguin get from the meat slicer- a cold cut
- Why doesn't a French ankle drive a Ford- it drives a cheville
- What records do the Irish break- Guinness records
- What country does poop live in- Djabouti
- How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity- shocked
- What car did Christopher Columbus have- an Explorer
- Why do street lights vote all of the time- they're on a poll
- Why was Ben Franklin a celebrity- he had the power
- What states have the most fun at the presidential playground- the swing states
- What flower can help with directions- a compass rose
- Why doesn't Romney like hawks- because its a big bird
- What happened to the man that threw a shoe at Bush- he had on soul
- Where does Bin Ladin sit in the car- shotgun
- When does a desert like a hurricane- when its Sandy
- How does a hurricane have fun in London- it visits the eye
- What did the electric cable say to the hurricane- wire you doing this
- What does Romney use to take something out of the oven- a Mitt
